oh god the rape fog is back!
Please, let me fuck your mom
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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