are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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