I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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