sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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