wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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