where am i from again
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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