oh god the rape fog is back!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No subtext here. People are naked.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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