Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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