it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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