Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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