a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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