I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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