Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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