I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
