Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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