Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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