this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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