I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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