Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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