Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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