It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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