didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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