I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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