Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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