That's when you crack a 10am beer
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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