I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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