Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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