i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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