Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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