i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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