Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The air was thick with penises
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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