so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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