your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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