Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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