Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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