By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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