Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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