Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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