Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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