if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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