No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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