You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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