I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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