what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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