Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I am naked and annoyed.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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