I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
soo... how was my night?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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