I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
