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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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