And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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