i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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