I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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