Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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