I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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