Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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