i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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