We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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