Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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