Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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