The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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